flirting techniques: revealed
Wednesday, May 13, 2009 4:10 PM
Let us look at some of the flirting techniques that the hunks in s72 are fond of:
1. The Demure Boy.jpg)
Cuddle in a corner and make sure your eyes sparkle full of innocence. Only talk when necessary but keep silent most of the time, but not losing interest from the girl. This is a non-intrusive method to allow girls to feel at ease and secure. Occasionally, say something wise or answer tough questions that the rest of the class doesnt comprehend to aid in your cool factor. Works great when paired with a jacket. Try to blush as much as possible.
Prerequisites: Must be of a certain high intellectual level. For amateurs.
2. Playing Hard-To-Get
This is the boldest, most daring and most confident technique. Lurk around the girl and lose as much interest as possible when noticed by the girl. Feel free to take as much space as possible. Smile and maintain eye contact 90% of the time. Do not initiate anything with the girl but initiate it with others. During normal time, crack high-order jokes filled with sarcasm. Hide the exhaustion of thinking and coming up with such jokes under the charming smile.
Prerequisites: Must be tough, buff and capable of producing a sexy gaze. Confident in nature + wondrous sense of humor. Only for experts with decades of flirting experience.
3. The Talented Dude
A technique only applicable to a few Chosen Ones. Play a guitar. Reign in racket sports. Sing a song. Try to express your talents only when necessary and be humble at all times. If experienced, one can try to integrate a tinge of egoism to anything else other than your talents. Try making funny faces, imitating people or cracking cold jokes for a great effect. Only for talented individuals.
Prerequisites: Talent.
4. The Dark and Empty AlleyMy personal favourite. Lure the girl to a place with no one around. Act interested but not too interested. Keep the conversation going. Try not to make shallow but well-placed jokes. Works well with a fake injured leg wrapped in a bandage to gain empathy.
Prerequisites: Time, money and a decent IQ. For noobs to take advantage when theres no one around.
However, luring 2 girls at once is too greedy and ambitious for tiny guys as seen from above.
The correct way to do it: